A lot can happen in two days. Fourty-eight hours can pass. The name of the day can change from Monday to Wednesday. And Chad Ochocinco can go from being a contestant on Dancing With the Stars to no longer being a contestant on Dancing With the Stars.
Sorry, Ocho. It's time to bid you adios. But at least you can take heart in the knowledge that you somehow managed to trick Cheryl Burke into thinking you were a different person.
If the man who's known for his attention-grabbing stunts in the NFL, creating a Ustream page so fans can watch video of him 24/7 and officially changing his last name to Ochocinco in an effort to market and brand himself is the most humble man we're ever going to meet, then we're going to meet a lot of arrogant assholes.
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