It Sucks to Be Rachel Uchitel and David Boreanaz

Having a craptacular day? It could always be worse—you could be one of these two

Having a craptacular Thursday? Remember, it could always be worse.

You could be:

Rachel Uchitel: The Mistress to the Stars was allegedly Tiger's tail. Then it came out she boned a Bones star. But it's not her fault—she's a victim!

David Boreanaz: He married smokin' hot Playboy Playmate Jaime Bergman, then cheated on her. With a skank who will not shut up.

So kick something in annoyance, then pick your best of the worst:

Poll

Schadenfreude Poll! May 13, 2010

Who are you happiest that you're not?

Rachel Uchitel

Rachel Uchitel

63.3%

David Boreanaz

David Boreanaz

36.7%

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