We know. The only bit you're really interested in seeing from tomorrow's Twilight-centric Oprah Winfrey Show is the one where the daytime diva asks Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson point-blank whether or not they're a couple.
Us, too. And sadly, we don't got it.
But we're not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth, particularly when the gifts the horse is bearing are some OMG SO CUTE clips of R.Pattz and Taylor Lautner. Now how about this for unexpected revelations...
We already knew Pattinson could sing. But rap?!
That, dear Twi-hards, is what he confessed to Oprah today, dropping the bomb that back when Edward Cullen was but a glint in Stephenie Meyer's eye, he had every intention of dropping some phat beats (or something) and launching a career as a rapper.
Now, we know he's a man of unending talents, but sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
After you ponder the possibility of a rapping R.Pattz, enjoy the mind palate cleanser that is Taylor Lautner talking about Selena Gomez Taylor Swift his dream girl. Honesty? Loyalty? Love of beef patties? Sorry, vegetarians, sounds like you're going to have to swoon from afar.
Oh, OK. Good things come in threes, right? So here's one more clip of R.Pattz (and K.Stew and, um, T.Laut?). You know, 'cause we're generous like that. You're welcome.
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