It Sucks to Be Alexis Neiers, Lindsay Lohan or Mel Gibson's Lover Today

Think you're having a bad day? These folks have it much, much worse

Monday got you feeling glum? Relax, your life could be so much worse.

You could be...

Mel Gibson: First, he dumped his wife, and now he's accused of cheating on his baby mama with a "porn producer." (Mel denies this latest charge.)

Lindsay Lohan: The tabloid staple's trainwrecky dad thinks her hard-partying self needs to be court-ordered to rehab.

Alexis Neiers: While we give props to the Pretty Wild one for coming to her senses and pleading "no contest" to her Bling Ring burglary charges, we really don't envy her six-month sentence.

So smile, and pick your best of the bad days:

Poll

Schadenfreude Poll! May 10, 2010

Who are you happiest that you're not?

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

32.7%

Alexis Neiers

Alexis Neiers

44.2%

Anyone romantically linked to Mel Gibson

Anyone romantically linked to Mel Gibson

23.1%

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