The progeny of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne certainly have a heavy load to bear when it comes to living up to daddy's reputation.
But according to Celebrity Apprentice seeker Donald Trump, Sharon's kids have it easy compared to Trump spawn Don.
So true. All the Osbournes have to do is bite the head off of a dove, suffer a massive, years-long battle with alcohol, and offend Christian groups by supposedly promoting Satanism.
Ron, on the other hand, has to harness the most horrifying comb-over imaginable.