You'd think that such a suave, well-groomed stud as Lou would have the canine 10s chasing after him like he was teasing them with a great big bone.

And you'd be right. But Lou doesn't want to curl up and pant with just anyone, be she pedigreed sweetie or frisky mutt.

Check out Lou's computer dating search, guaranteed to nab him the pick of the litter. And yes, he likes 'em young, so lock your pups up tight.

And don't miss tonight's new Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT for more of the dog that makes you sit up and beg!