Whoa! Is this actor auditioning a new production of Ass You Like It by William Shakesrear? We know it certainly looks like it, but this hunk du jour is really just getting ready to schlep his pet pooch through LAX.
According to our spies, he moved his mixed-breed rescue dog, Charlotte, out of his girlfriend's house after a holiday stay.
If that sounds like the sign of a serious relationship, maybe it is, since said GF also spent quality time with Mr. Ben Dover's parents this Christmas.
But who is this bareback bonus, this poster boy of the peekaboo posterior, this lumbar-licious lookie-loo?
The actor sporting a smidge of plumber's butt above is none other than Hangover hunk Bradley Cooper, seen on the right favoring his good side and wheeling Charlotte through LAX.
Check out other famous folks who know how to treat their four-legged friends in our Very Important Pets gallery.