When Steven Seagal isn't thrilling literally dozens of fans with his parade of straight-to-DVD action films, the chunky martial arts expert is fighting crime in his role as a deputy in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana as Steven Seagal: Lawman.

He may also be tending his yard down south, but a reality show called Steven Seagal: Lawnman doesn't quite have that sexy ring to it.

Anyway, his good deeds on the force do not go unrewarded. There's the knowledge that he's helping the community, the pride of providing a stellar role model and, of course, the free meals.