Forget about masturbation enthusiast Carrie Prejean and her self-righteous ways, the Dominican Republic's entrant to the Miss Universe pageant earned a sweet position on the exclusive Clipdown by doing, well, almost nothing.

Either that, or her translator had one heck of a sense of humor. As does your beloved Joel McHale, who takes you on a trip down hilarity lane with the best clips of '09.

Enjoy the ride, the memories, and whatever you're drinking tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.