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What does any real American want for Christmas?

A used mobile home. As if we had to tell you.

And take a tip from the Soup, you won't find a better one, or at least a better commercial for one, than what you get from Alabama's own Cullman Liquidation Center. They even hide the stains.

Meet boss mobile home flipper Robert Lee and his crack team. Check out the saleswoman. Watch her smoke a cigarette. Apparently you can still do that in commercials in Alabama. Which is in America, land of the damn free.

How this place isn't yet a reality show is a mystery.