Noted Jersey Shore hater Alyssa Milano has stepped up her fight against the MTV reality show.
The Italian-American Charmed actress launched phase one of her attack last week when she said this to Us Weekly about the show: "My husband actually showed me the trailer on YouTube last night, and I got upset. It upset me. I was like, 'Turn that off!' So no, I don't think I'll be watching that!'"
This video just makes us long for the real Jersey Shore cast. Good thing there's a clip of Pauly D instructing us on how to achieve the perfect blowout: