Red Menace? Jack Bauer Grills Santa Claus

The man responsible for a vast, virtually instantaneous series of worldwide break-ins gets grilled by CTU's finest

By Jefferson Reid Dec 19, 2009 5:34 PMTags

Travel without a passport, intense surveillance of every American, in control of a shadowy-yet-extensive manufacturing infrastructure, planning a vast, virtually instantaneous series of worldwide break-ins...this red-suited guy is highly suspicious. It's only fitting that our Counter Terrorism Unit's top agent, Jack Bauer, tries to crack this character under intense interrogation. We don't think Jack would waterboard the old man, but maybe he's gonna snowboard him.

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We don't. Have. Much. Time. So see what other leads Jack needs to track down in our Santa's Helpers gallery.