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Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon

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If any you thought Gyllenspoon was actually going to last, uh, sorry. More dead-on sources have confirmed to Marc Malkin that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have called it quits.

The cute-in-public couple sparked rumors of splitsville a few weeks ago (which so didn't shock us btw), when Jake's assistant was seen wheeling suitcases out of Witherspoon's Brentwood home.

But where do the two dependent love birds go from here?

Neither Reese nor Jake are very good at being alone, trust. Jake usually has someone waiting in the wings, and RW is quick to line up her next boyfriend.

Gyllenhaal is a super hot, somewhat talented dude—when he's not all mainstream in some Prince of Persia bullcrap. So if he's seen as single, something must be wrong with him, right?

And Reese is now America's Sweetheart, so she needs the "perfect" boyfriend to keep up that image. Plus, we imagine Witherspoon never thought Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish would last. That's just killing her. And the fact that she now doesn't have a boy-toy to parade in public, too, has got to be killing her.

So the question is—who do you think will recover from the breakup first?


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