Of all the shore-shacked guido gang committed to boozing, boffing and selling t-shirts that say things like, "I'm From Jersey—I Hate You Too," perhaps it's Snooki that's really the most fun.

There are so many appealing things about her. The cuddly, troll-like body, the tan the shade of a carrot, the desperate drive to sleep with anyone on the boardwalk. Provided they're a guido and like to get loaded.

Or is it her unique approach to her fave food, a dill pickle? One can only imagine what the gifted guidette could do with a kielbasa.