While so many other news organizations continue to dwell on the sordid elements of Tiger Woods' alleged chronic zipper problem, the Soup takes the high road.
Of course, we're not actually a news organization, so it really doesn't matter what the hell we do. And it's not actually the high road, but, well, it's a different road.
One involving Steve Jaffe. Never heard of him? Listen up, corporate sponsors. He may not be an attractive, gifted athlete on a Wheaties box, but then he isn't boffing every third woman who serves him a slice of pie.
All this and more on your new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.