Dear Outta the Woods:
Recent conquests from going to the press? Girl, they're all comin' out! It seems like each day we get news of another ho-bag he's been with...think it's up to 13, just for now!
Speaking of New Moon parodies, I can't decide what's funnier, the mixing bowl in the sink, or the "Volturi." Enjoy!
Someone's got a lot of time on their hands, that's for sure!
Used to love your site—but lately it's getting pretty boring. Before I start reading I know what you'll write; Something about how delicious Robert Pattinson is, how hot Angelina Jolie is, and how in luurve Brad Pitt is, how desperate and lonely Jennifer Aniston is, how mean Jennifer Garner is and how the rest of the celebs out there just shouldn't be celebs. Are you afraid of lawsuits or something? This new side of you is crap—a monkey could seriously write it better. Give us the old Ted with a sting back! All huggies.
Dear Psychic Writer:
For someone who's bored I appreciate you taking the time to write in and get to know the site so well. Not to mention sending all those darling huggies. Uh, who do you think we should be covering? Tom Hanks? Kristin Cavillari? Rumer Willis? Those are bores, darling. If you've got better, I'm all ears! Or eyes, I guess.
Yesterday on Ellen DeGeneres's show, Marie Osmond admitted that one of her daughters is gay and she is supportive and loves her. I know you've had issues with Marie in the past because she's Mormon. But from this she seems much more open minded do you agree?
Dear Cool Mormon:
Wondering if she said that just to seem like she's OK with it, especially since she was on Ellen's show. Read between the lines, dear! Right after you stop using the word "admitted" in regards to being gay. It's really too much and way boring at this point.
I saw a magazine with Kristen Stewart and Rob confessing that they will love each other forever, and that they would like to have a baby to seal their love. According to the article they are spending Christmas together in an English cottage, and then I read that it was all bull. What's up with that?
Dear Confused Reader:
What the ef are you reading? Figure out some true sources before you get freaked out. Stick with The AT hun.
I think you need to provide a 101 course, not for some of us, of course, but for those who just don't get it and after reading today's BB they don't because they just keep asking the same questions over and over again. The course would include: 1. How to read 2. How to read carefully 3. Reading comprehension 4. How to discern what is truth and what are lies. 5. Who usually lies and who pretty much tells it like it is. 6. Why one should believe only half of what is written and then half of that. 7. Are you sure you want to ask that? I'm sure you could add some more but what do you think? This could be fun and I know you like fun.
Dear Gossip Report Card:
Interesting, interesting. But in the time I'm teaching, what if Robsten breaths and I miss it?!
After seeing the Edward/Bella post-Italy scenes in New Moon so chopped up and short, I'm very nervous about Eclipse. With all the talk about the dark and action aspects, I'm afraid the E/B romance will be overshadowed. Since Eclipse is still in post-production, any suggestions on how we let The Powers That Be know that we want our E/B scenes (all of them) to be given the screen time they deserve? Thanks, love ya!
Dear Demanding Love:
I'm with ya. There will be no shortage of Edward, Summit knows who half of these people come to see. But there wasn't that much lovey dovey stuff in Eclipse was there?
Hi! I have another guess for Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle Dream: Jared Leto and Colin Farrell. Warm or ice-cold? Also, I'd like to know if the gorgeous and camera-shy Gale Harold has already been the subject of one of your Blind Vice.
Dear Throwin' Out Names:
Jared and Colin: cold. It's no secret that Colin loves the ladies. And Jared Leto is too douchey. As for Gale, never. He's really not an operator, which is sort of required to be a Blind Vice alum.
So how bad did Jen Garner burn Michael Vartan? Did she start something with Ben Affleck before they were even over? (Kinda like she did with Scott Foley, yes?)
Just throwing some ideas around in my head and wondered if Mario Lopez is JJO. The guy sure comes off as douchey enough to me.
Judas is definitely not as grossly-buff as Lopez.
Now there is a R.Pattz costar curse, I read that somewhere. They say that every co-star he has worked with has ended up with a broken relationship, Kristen Stewart, Emille de Ravin and Uma Thurman. I think it's pretty hilarious. I don't even know what to make of it. What story do you think is next?
Dear Cursed Lover:
The ladies just have to be single around our boy Robby! EDR broke up with her boy pre-Rob. Hmm, guess Uma did too. But Kristen broke up in the middle of Rob. Curse broken!