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• Oh no, guys! The Gosselin sextuplets (miss you Gosselins!) don't believe in Santa Claus anymore and now they're telling all the other kids at school. They must be stopped.
• Can someone please explain why Britney Spears is wearing a spider web poncho. Meanwhile, over in London, Posh dressed up as Carmen Sandiego. Oh, what would we do if famous people wore normal clothes?