Damea Dorsey/Striker Media/Getty Images• Some of Jaimee Grubbs' text messages from Tiger Woods have finally made it to the Internet. Nothing really X-rated, but definitely a lot of whiny, needy ones from Tiger.
• Oh no, guys! The Gosselin sextuplets (miss you Gosselins!) don't believe in Santa Claus anymore and now they're telling all the other kids at school. They must be stopped.
• When Esquire asked if her new song "Cowboy Casanova" is about Tony Romo, Carrie Underwood was all, "No. I would never immortalize a guy that did me wrong. I would never give him that much credit."
• Can someone please explain why Britney Spears is wearing a spider web poncho. Meanwhile, over in London, Posh dressed up as Carmen Sandiego. Oh, what would we do if famous people wore normal clothes?
• Is everyone ready to get serious for a minute and read some words? Good. Because Angelina Jolie is op-eding again.
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