Dedicated Jersey Shore guido Vinny likes many things that are pink, but his eye is not one of them.

Bummer, as it looks like he just may have contracted himself a case of it, big time.

Luckily, buff Ronnie—who is an ear, eye, nose and throat specialist, provided they belong to females and can be used in a some form of sex act—is on hand to tender an astute diagnosis.

And if you guessed it involves "a fat girl's ass," go to the head of the class, bro.