• Miley Cyrus tells Britain's GMTV she's working on her last pop album right now: "I kinda want this to be my last record for a little while and...take a break." Then she'll come back with "something edgier."
• Did you see Lindsay Lohan's naked threesome photos and think, "Hmmm. Pretty sad for Lindsay, but I think I need to see video to really make sure"? Well, here you go.
• Rihanna has a new tattoo. It says "Never a failure, always a lesson," but backwards. It's also her new motto or something.
• If Taylor Lautner's Saturday Night Live promos are any indication, get ready for a boring episode.
• Mariah Carey has a new video out for "H.A.T.E.U." It features a mopey Mimi who has to sing her sads out on the beach in skimpy bathing suits. Sadly, there are no dolphin rides or mermaids.
Look! It's Reese Witherspoon in the Big Pic, and she's smiling. That definitely means everything's OK between her and Jake. Definitely.