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Dear Ted:
Uma Thurman
and Kristen share men. Do you find it interesting too that Uma is currently shooting Ceremony with Michael AngaranoKristen Stewart's ex? Early next year she begins shooting Bel Ami with R.Pattz. Imagine the conversations around the crafts table.
Always

Dear No Educated Guesses:
Uma's more likely not to acknowledge Angarano than exchange ex-stories. The little people, ya know? As for Rob, don't worry, she's not the cougar type.

Dear Ted:
I know Brooke Shields isn't in the spotlight much, but with Andre Agassi's book and the Michael Jackson funeral/circus, it made me think of her. She seems pretty normal (from what I can tell). Was she ever a Blind Vice? Was she involved in Andre's drug using or any wacko stuff with Jacko? Much love to you and your dogs! Best regards.
Sandy

Dear Brought to Mind:
Only thing weird was that she actually participated in Jackson's funeral. From what I hear it wasn't something she wanted to do.

Dear Ted:
Love you! Question: Have any of your Blind Vices ever been Tiger Woods? Thanks.
Dawn Walker

Dear Smart Lead:
Hah, not yet but he's definitely in the lead for one now, dontcha think? Or are his antics too out in the open?

Dear Ted:
What's happening with Robsten? Robert Pattinson is out with his pals, Kristen Stewart is missing, someone says Rob was at The Lovely Bones premiere, there's rumorology about Rob and his agent Stephanie. What's the truth in all this? Are you sure Robsten is all right? Thanks anyway!
Joan

Dear Repeated Offense:
First off zero truth that Rob has a relationship with Stephanie other than professional. And he's allowed to check out other film premieres...Brangelina does surprise stuff like that all the time and they're way larger up on the fame-scale than Rob or Kristen. Robsten's fine. Cross my heart.

Dear Ted:
To the amazingly awesome Ted: I read your blolum religiously, you make me laugh...not an easy feat for most guys! This is my first time writing and I have a question regarding fans. I used to live in North Carolina up until about a year ago (now in Texas, I know I know, parents decision not mine) and I have met stars of One Tree Hill, Army Wives, few other stars and even some Bollywood stars. My friends think I am crazy for not asking for their autographs and such but is it so wrong of me to respect actors as human beings, say a polite hello, and leave them alone? I would much sooner have a doctor or police officer's autograph than a celebrity's. Acting in Hollywood is a job, not an open permission for people to go crazy and hassle their favorite star in a grocery store. Am I just weirdly respectful or...what?
Confused about Fans

Dear Not a Fame Monster:
Wow, you're effing nice! Celebs must love you for being polite like that. Maybe it's the NC in ya. But compared to all the wackos out here crazed about celebs and autographs, you're the one that looks nuts, not them. Honestly, celebs should be flattered that someone wants their autograph because seriously, if it weren't for the fans, they'd still be waiting on tables trying to make it big in H'Wood!

Dear Ted:
Why do you just open up a Robsten blog to stop the bitchin'? Then we could get regular updates. By the way, where is Robsten? Thanks for keeping us informed about this beautiful couple!
Recinellas

Dear Blog all your Problems Away:
I really doubt that will solve any problems. Good brainstorming though. Plus, they're like millions on Robsten blogs out there. Robsten is busy working a little, playing, and resting.

Dear Ted:
I am breaking up with Robsten. They're just not good for me! Following this "couple" is just too exhausting of a roller-coaster ride for my poor heart. Do you think their non-confirmation and the lack of sightings of them together will put out the fire of speculation surrounding them and cause others to do as I am doing? Is this exactly what they want to happen?
Exhausted

Dear Tough Love:
Yeah, this is prob what they're trying to go for, but there are thousands of fans out there that will stay faithful to the cute couple...us being one of them. Surprised you gave up so easily!

Dear Ted:
Loving the new comedy—Modern Family, Cam and Mitchell are my fav couple on that show! Quick question: are the actors portraying said characters—Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet—gay? Just curious. Thanks!
Veronica

Dear Love on Set:
Join the club! Obsessed with the show, and they are both so nice! Jesse is openly gay, Eric's straight. Both were at the Cracked Xmas event on Saturday. Totally cool they'd both attend, dontchya think?

Dear Ted:
You should be ashamed of yourself writing personal stories on a gossip site. Take your "Murder aboard hits home" down. You have no business writing personal views of a convicted murder, she was found guilty and you making excuses are sending the wrong message to the public. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Edel

Dear Idiot:
Taryn
wrote a very moving piece about her first-hand experience with a fellow student. Ashamed? You're a nut job if you think I'm anything less than impressed by Taryn's thoughtful account. You're reading the wrong bolumn if you think we only parade Paris Hilton's latest debauched doings 'round these parts. We're full service scandal here, babe, get used to it.

Dear Ted:
To Taryn, I just heard something in the news about the possible total corruption involving Amanda Knox's trial. So much so that our very own Sec. of State Clinton might be looking into it all! So, good for you Taryn!
Kriszo

Dear Court Justice:
We're all curious to know what happens from here.

Dear Ted:
My bet is that Butter Pussy is Whoopie Goldberg. She's been in every form of entertainment: Broadway, TV, movies, game show host. Large extended family and always has a man in her life. Oh please tell me I got this one!
Ellen

Dear Oh So Close:
But oh so wrong!

Dear Ted:
With Jared Leto's band about to release an album, it got me wondering, has he ever been a Blind Vice? I had heard some interesting things about him from friends in the industry. What's the dirt? P.S.-Love your sense of humor and the good work you do for shelter animals. Peace!
Angel-a

Dear Leto-Lover:
Let's just say we love Jared's Adam Lambert-style yell here at AT, 'kay?

Dear Ted:
Good morning, my favorite source of celeb gossip! Quick question today—had you already heard rumblings of Tiger's indiscretions? By the way, your column makes me look like a gossip savant to my coworkers and friends!
Andrea in Richmond

Dear First One:
Yes...that's why we wrote that piece about the mystery woman Tiger was bringing country clubbin' with him a while back.

Dear Ted:
Quick question. What does Britney Spears have against wearing bras? Doesn't she know her twins will be down to her knees by the time she's 50 if she keeps this up. Course that's the least of her worries.
Klandis

Dear Hippie Brit:
You can take the girl outta the trailer park, but not the trailer park outta the girl. It's B.Spearsm, so what else do you except? And you're right, it's the least of her worries!

Dear Ted:
Are Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter as happy as they seem?
Ren

Dear Doubting Dexter:
Sure, but who knows if it's together.

Dear Ted:
A little Blind Vice led me to your site many months ago, and in return I became an avid reader. I am a sucker for good wit and sarcasm. But it's been quite a while since we have heard about Tobey Yum Yum and Me-Me Dallas. Any hints, clues, dirt or updates on either of these two? You can't tease us with this juicy item and then let it fade into obscurity.
Tickle

Dear Returning Favorite:
Babe, they are one of my all time favorites! Tobey and Me-Me aren't currently together. But trust me, their dressing room rendezvous isn't the last you'll be hearing of these two.

_________

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