Action-film star, blues guitarist, frequent wearer of Asian clothing. What can Steve Seagal not do?

If your answer was be a deputy sheriff with the Jefferson Parish sheriff's office, think again. Seems multi-tasker Steve has been just that for the last 20 years. How, you say? Well, it is in Louisiana, so they're probably desperate.

Hence the titillating new show Steven Seagal: Lawman, wherein the man battles the forces of evil, aided by his elite, handpicked group of officers. Who are apparently chosen based on guts. Extremely large guts.

See what happens as things get dicey for Steve and the boys on a typical night when violence and fast food are never far away.