When life gives a celebrity lemons, why wait for him to make lemonade when you can serve up a tasty schadenfreude shake? That's what some interweb beat jockeys decided, so they sliced and diced a Tiger Woods voice mail to one alleged mistress in a musical refrain destined to sweep the nation (or not): "Take your name off your phone." How romantical!
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