Would You Do...Katie With This Mouthful?

Why’s Holmes talking and eating at the same time, and does Tom know about this?

Being married to superstar?and superexacting?megaman Tom Cruise must take its toll at times. Clearly, being the much touted third wife to still very handsome Cruise must cause one to crack (or chomp), on occasion. We suspect poor Katie Holmes, who's really just a sweet li'l Ohio babe at heart, has reached one of those breaking points, and it's damn well about time!

Probably in her most un-red-carpet moment to date, Suri?s mama is lookin? more her natural self in rumpled everything as she grabs some fried potato snacks, with ketchup, in between filming scenes on the Long Island set of her latest flick, The Romantics. She's even wearing friggin' sweats!

Posh Beckham would probably pretend she didn't even know her BFF if they were to run into each other here, and that's not even counting the pile o' grub Kate's chewing and gabbing her way through!

Could you imagine Beck's other half doing the same, much less even being photographed anywhere near food? Certainly not. We dare say a truer, more for-real Katie...

...is now emerging from beneath the celebatropilis that is the Family Cruise. Only question is, what took so long?

Maybe all the rumors that the Cruises have been so busy debunking (that Katie wants to raise Suri Catholic, that she hates Scientology) aren't such nonsense, after all, and something really is up with these two?

Who knows.

We're just certain this is the most gorgeous smile we've seen on K's puss in ages. And we are not saying this marks the demise of the Cruise marriage, not at all.

Just that there appears a glimmer of hope that the more authentic Katie Holmes is ultimately birthing, and perhaps she's becoming not just the trophy wife of the million-dollar-smile boy, that's all.

Any innuendo, otherwise, we will leave to you all, per usual.