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Tila Tequila, Rihanna

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When Rihanna was asked what famous person she would most like to mute, she said Tila Tequila. Good answer, even though Tila barely qualifies as a famous person. Tila saw a chance to score some attention and wrote a long rambling blog post about some Rihanna rumor. Ri-Ri's bullet bra just might come in handy right now.

• Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have taken their self-promotion and annoying wink-wink twittermancing to new levels. Awww or barf?

So Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift have no sexual chemistry, the body-language expert says so. They're never wrong, and paparazzi photos always tell the whole story.

• Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are back together. Gross.

• Portia de Rossi talked to The View ladies about gay marriage, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck managed to keep her head from exploding.

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Whoa! Three shiny pretty ladies all in the same photo. What a good day for our Big Pic.