• Taylor Swift went on vacation and this is a video of her in short shorts and bikinis. Ahhh! So scandalous. Not really, actually, her wholesomeness always shines through.
• It's true, there really is only one way to settle this thing going on with Tiger Woods, his wife and his alleged lady friends: bikini showdown. (These bikini ladies are not so wholesome.)
• Glamour magazine claims to have given Kim Kardashian a makeunder. But why does she still have so much makeup on? Perhaps they were referring to the turtleneck they made her wear.
• Need some ideas on how to spend obscene amounts of money on organic, macrobiotic, pompous Christmas presents this year? You know where to turn: Gwyneth!
• Someone's trying to start some dramz between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Alba.
• Who makes a more boring cover girl: Hilary Duff on Nylon or Amanda Bynes on Cosmo? Think that over and get back to us.
Taylor's not the only one rocking a bikini today, is that her frenemy Miley Cyrus we spy in our Big Pic?