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"[Elin] may be the mother of your kids, she may be an angel, but when a ho says she wants to do all that dirty [sex] with you, don't say no!"
—One of the members of the Hollywood gym where Ryan Gosling, Tobey Maguire and Emile Hirsch play ball. Inside the holy sanctity of the men's locker room, Tiger Woods' reported "transgressions" have been Topic A for days.
Could this be what myriad articles bemoaning how pro athletes have women throwing themselves at them 24/7 are about? Sorry, we just ain't feelin' the pity—for either party. How 'bout you?