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Ryan Gosling, Robert Pattinson, John Mayer

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Even though George Clooney introduced girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis to his mother this week, we were hardly fooled by the gesture. 

Sure, in some cultures, introducing the 'rents to your squeeze means a lot, but not in this town. Just like fashion trends come and go, so do the girls on the arms of Hollywood's leading men. 

George got us thinking about what other scrumptious guys we can count on to never get seriously tied down. Ever. 

Behold our Sneaky Bachelor Gallery! These H'wood players are beyond crafty, with quite a few Blind Vices between them, and plenty more sly moves than you know, trust.