Kate Gosselin wishes she could have put a doggy shock collar on Jon to keep him at home.
OK, she's half-kidding (we think), but this is just one of the things we'll learn tonight, as TLC brings back Jon & Kate Plus 8 with two back-to-back episodes.
In the first, life seems sorta kinda normal as Kate takes the kids to gymnastics class and Jon takes them to a baseball game. In the second, Kate shows us never-before-seen footage from the previous season, including the aforementioned dog-collar jab, Kate accusing Jon of some bad parenting (see clip above) and the celebration of the Gosselin's 10th wedding anniversary.
According to TLC: "Viewers get the chance to see what wound up on the cutting room floor." [Editor's note: That is, their marriage.]
Sorry, but we're just starting to find this show (which we loved before all the real-life drama) too sad to stomach.