ABC/KELSEY MCNEALIt's the most dreaded title of the whole season of Dancing With the Stars: Very First Eliminee. And the poor sucker will be crowned tonight.
So who will it be? With so many downright hideous performances and injuries last night, there's an embarassment of possibilities.
Will it be Steve "Woz" Wozniak, who hobbled through his quickstep with an injured left foot?
Steve-O,who didn't even make it on the dance floor because of a back injury?
Or how about Belinda Carlisle, who not only does not have the beat (sorry, Go-Go's fans) but ended up in the most awkward position of the night: upside down and crotch up?
We have your exclusive Vegas odds, and your chance to weigh in...
Note on tonight's show: For the first time in DWTS history, the bottom two couples can fight it out in a dance-off competition to improve (or hinder) their scores. Here's how it works: The judges will throw out the scores of one of their dances and let them have a do-over.
VEGAS ODDS ON WHO'LL GO FIRST:
(Courtesy of America's Line oddsmaker Benjamin Eckstein)
Steve Wozniak: 1-10
Steve-O: 5-1
David Alan Grier: 10-1
Belinda Carlisle: 15-1
Holly Madison: 20-1
Ty Murray: 20-1
Lawrence Taylor: 20-1
Denise Richards: 25-1
Chuck Wicks: 30-1
Lil' Kim: 40-1
Melissa Rycroft: 100-1
Gilles Marini: 125-1
Shawn Johnson: 150-1
Eckstein Says: "What does 1-10 mean? In the world of odds, you ain't gonna get a better bet. It's basically a sure thing. It's the same odds we posted for Heath Ledger to win the Oscar as Best Supporting Actor. Woz is going, going, gone. And trying to grab the sympathy vote with the fake X-ray and the fake doctor. C'mon! Did you see a fracture on those X-rays? Seriously. It looked like a very stable foot to me. And what's with the boa, Mr. Billionaire? Has the recent meltdown in the stock market brought out the Boy George in you?"
OUR PREDICTION OF WHO'LL GO FIRST:
Gotta agree: Steve Wozniak is a sure bet--assuming Apple devotees don't hack the results. Sorry, Karina, looks like you're done early this year!
YOUR PREDICTION OF WHO'LL GO FIRST:
Do you think Steve Wozniak will be dancing for the door, or is Steve-O the first to go home for real this season? Vote in the poll and make yourself heard in the comments...
Then check back tonight for behind-the-scenes scoop from the DWTS stage!