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Emmys Blab: Tina Fey Endorses Miley's Slutty Side!
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"I consider it a rite of passage for all our young daughters to work the pole."
—Emmy winner Tina Fey, when we asked what she thought of teenagers sexualizing themselves too young, as Miley Cyrus sure has done! Interesting take there from Fey—who's a mom herself
Celebs Emmy Reactions Are Boring! We Rewrite 'Em
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Thank God the Emmys nominated a handful of funny people who know how to make a statement: Julia-Louis Dreyfus is "really looking forward to kicking Tina Fey's ass!" Amy Poehler is "pumped for some high-octane, heart-thumping, hard-core Emmy action!"
But these funny, fitting statements stand alone among incredibly bland reactions. What's with getting all droll when awards season starts—will a personality make people think they aren't taking it seriously? Please.
We consider it our duty to rewrite some of these yawn-worthy reactions, take a peek:
Jon Hamm Gambles, Dishes on Kissing Tina Fey
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Watch out, Tina Fey, you seemingly untouchable media goddess, hunk Jon Hamm's kissing and telling about you! See, Mad Men's handsome man muffin, whom you've stolen for your own selfish TV French-kissing needs on 30 Rock, was a celebrity player at the Commerce Casino for the World Poker Tournament this weekend.
And the loose-lipped star took a big risk talking to us about sex-related stuff. I mean, thank heaven the boob tube's got another alpha hunk to drool over. Sorry, Clooney, you've been off the small screen a longass time; you've got some competition with the delicious, chatty, Hamm.
Here's what he dished:
Kate and Tina: The New Heidi and Britney?
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Now that Kate Winslet and Tina Fey have got enough trophies to start their own chessboard, how much longer till these two unlikely goss magnets become the tabloid set's latest conquests?
After the Globes, there were paparazzi pics posted of Winslet walkin' around and Fey standing in line at the airport like they were Heidi and Spencer or somethin'. This is def new territory for babes who were never in the spotlight that way; wonder if they're beginning to regret it?
Now that Britney's simmered down, the world needs new personal lives to invade, dammit! Should Kate and Tina be worried that skeletons in their closet could be unleashed at any moment?
Globes Gals Fey and Jolie Raise Eyebrows
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Quite unlike Golden Globes winner Laura Dern, Tina Fey refused, absolutely, hands-down, irrevocably, to offer any kind of future advice for Sarah Palin. Even though portraying the big-haired politician shot Fey into a career zenith almost unimaginable, she told me she's done talking about her. "I refuse," Fey insisted. "It's over."
Damn, girl, we still need you in that pissy department! Speaking of getting sassy, Fey certainly is—with her online detractors.
"They suck!" she screamed about some recent posters on the L.A. Times site the Envelope. "So what's with all the cruelty on the Internet?" I asked. "Anonymity," she offered, the simple explanation explanation. Not sure I agree, but whatever.
Oh, and darlings, I assure you I won't be anonymous about some great postshow goss coming shortly: Did you know Brad Pitt totally wasn't pleased that Angie couldn't friggin' stop flirting with the beautiful dames at the show, particularly those with impressive...Globes?
Total absolute fact, more Monday.
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