Fancy footwork might sometimes be in question on So You Think You Can Dance, but Mary Murphy's shrill, repetitive screaming about tamale trains is an absolute. And if it's annoying to hear through your TV set, imagine what Kat Deeley goes through.

And then there's Regis Philbin, who spices up a pleasant morning on Live with Regis and Kelly with a little old-school, chauvinistic Sinatra-speak from a long-forgotten era when be-atches were still broads.

And one more thing, toots. Don't forget to tune in tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT when Joel "Young Blue Eyes" McHale brings you a brand new Soup.

Here's the bad news, ladies: It's God-knows-how-long, lives in your intestines and can migrate into your lungs and liver to form damaging cysts before (hopefully) dying and leaving your body via your stool. One hell of an exit.

Now here's the good news: It'll make you runway-model thin!

Yes, it's Mr. Tapeworm, and in this edition of Tyra's information funhouse, we meet a lady dead-set on parasite-hosting to get that ravaged look that men apparently crave.