From the look on cougary, divorced relationship counselor Trina Dolenz's face, the oral exam will be particularly interesting.

For tools T-Shaw and Tyler, maybe not so much.

After overcoming a lifelong battle with excessive eating and finally ridding herself of the insatiable craving for calories, Biggest Loser Shay is reunited with family and friends.

Who greet her—keep your eye on the lower right corner of the screen—with a table full of big fat yummy cupcakes.

How thoughtful.

It's sad but true that so many folks who wind up in front of Judge Jeanine Pirro bring issues that could easily have been prevented simply by doing the right thing. Or not doing the wrong thing, like performing sexual favors. On people who don't even want them.

Make no mistake. Lock N' Load host R. Lee Ermey (you know, the drill sargeant in Full Metal Jacket who got fragged by Vincent D'Onofrio) loves him some guns.

Now the aging ex-marine—who sounds like he could use a squirt of Polydent—has his own show to prove it, gushing on about automatic weapons and their part in military history.

Here, the leatherneck recreates the famous WWII battle where our boys gave a taste of high-caliber hell to a batillion of savage, far-eastern watermelons.

Light-on-his-feet Aaron Carter has nothing but admiration for his Dancing With the Stars partner Karina Smirnoff.

He calls her "amazing," reveals she's his "backbone" and admits he "wouldn't have been able to get this far without her."

Apparently she's carried not only Aaron, but a multitude of germs, as well.

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Fleet foots to lead foots, check out our gallery of DWTS hoofers!

It's tragic, heartbreaking, unbelievable. That's right, things have gone south between Ray J and Cocktail, the winner of last season's For the Love of Ray J.  Who could have guessed? 

Speaking of guessing, if you were wondering about whether contestant Danger was actually preggers—as were the folks of Good Day New York—see Ray J attempt to keep a secret.

And it's not just dumb luck that's allowed Sean "Diddy" Combs to rise to the top. Lording over the proposed ad campaign of wannabe worker bees in I Want to Work for Diddy, the icy entrepeneur shows the incisive taste and outspoken attitude that separates the Diddler from the rest of the pack.

Where some see legs, he sees crotch. And plenty of it. 

Extremely serious Cheaters host Joey Greco will stop at nothing to nab duplicitous heartbreakers in the act, but such delicately orchestrated work is a serious team effort.

Here, Greco enlists men with bulbous red noses who know their way around a fistful of balloons to nab a straying BF.

Enjoy your popcorn while you can, you cheating bastard.

Let it not be said that the Lamas sisters are unaware of their ethnic heritage.

As Dakota observes, Shayne is Latin, which makes her upcoming lingerie spread for Hombre ("For Men of Passion") magazine such a meaningful personal celebration of a grand culture.

Your move, Lowrider.    

Papa Lorenzo has his hands full in this sneak peek from this Sunday's episode of Leave It to Lamas when kooky Shayne and her BFF Amber take their bodacious keesters out for a stroll during a biker rally in Sturgis, South Dakota, guzzle shots of tequila and try on assless leather chaps, much to the delight of an audience of horny bikers.

Now that's reality!

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Looking for more Lamas? Check out the Lamas Family Photos gallery.

Whether you're going door-to-door tonight dressed as Joel or Lou or our personal favorite, The Drunk Dad, remember to check your candy for razor blades and drugs. And if you find any, send them to us.

• Last-minute costume suggestion from Tyra, kids: That's right, scare the 'hood as Kim Kardashian. Not recommended for children under 32-DD.

• How can a self-respecting Bridezilla keep a straight face when she's talking about someone in a wheelchair? She can't.  

• The painful truth about Lorenzo Lamas' breastfeeding envy! 

• It takes a big woman to satisfy a little man's squashing needs. But will the magic disappear along with the pounds?

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Want more scary? Sink your teeth into our gallery of TV's Hottest Vampires.

The intrepid men of Ghost Adventures have pointed their night vision cameras at many a terrifying apparition, but searching for the ghost of Joel McHale—in the very halls of E!, no less—proves to be a unique challenge.

Mainly because he's not dead. But searching for non-existant ghosts has never stopped Zak Bagans before, and it sure as hell won't this time!

Catch even more horrifying action on a new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.