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If Hitler had been a piece of yellow fruit, where would he have spent his last days before shooting himself in the head? In the Banana Bunker, of course.

Seemingly the union of a Habitrail and a strategically ribbed marital aid, the Home Shopping Network brings us this exciting new product that will "protect this delicate fruit from bruising when placed in your backpack, nap sack, soft carrying case or briefcase." And at an impressive nine inches long, the Bunker can accomodate even the largest bananas. By the way, we have Soup fan Balesclan4 to thanks for this.