E! Entertainment Television has announced Party Monsters: Cabo, a new reality competition series premiering Dec. 2 that will take place on the Mexican Riviera. The concept? Take nine party planners to Cabo’s exclusive LG Villa to determine who can throw the ultimate shindig for Hollywood's hottest A-listers.

The announcement has met with outcry, however, from the monster community, who claim to have been excluded from the competition. “We're monsters, and we like to party," stated Frankenstein. "It's a no-brainer. Why E! would ignore us is beyond me. Unless it has something to do with our looks. Sure, we’re monsters. But look at the Hogans—they got their own show!”

As to Party Monsters: Cabo, “We can throw just as good a party as any humans,” stated the bolt-necked star. “Personally, I’ve planned events for years. Torch-lit mob throwdowns, castle stormings, after-hours graveyard blowouts and don’t even get me started on the soirees my man Dracula has thrown. Dead girls gone wild, anyone? I mean, the s--t is scandalous!”

To prove his point, Frankensten supplied the above clip from a recent all-monster bash.