Gracious queen WASP Martha Stewart has given us so much over the years, from the sheets upon which we lay our heads to a fine example of how to do time in the big house and hold your mud like a man. Now, with Halloween (and Thanksgiving) on the way, let's take a few costume tips from Martha, especially for babies. 

No need to sit through the whole nine minutes of this thing; you'll get the idea by the time she puts the knife on the baby dressed as an apple pie.