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Rarely does the Soup Blog step into the political arena, but when it comes to healing our divided nation, the door swings wide open. Outspoken vice-presidential candidate and Republican super MILF Gov. Sarah Palin’s speech at the Republican National Convention has drawn battle lines among the women of our nation, much as the female characters on NBC’s Lipstick Jungle war among themselves. 

So let us turn to Jungle star Brooke Shields' cause célèbre, the Tupperware Chain of Confidence. As the global spokesperson for the plastic tubs that keep things fresh, Shields reveals that the Chain “instills confidence in women and young girls.” Regardless of your stance on the issues, couldn’t you use a little more of that, ladies? In fact, at the Chain of Confidence website, Brooke’s recorded message urges you to voice “confidence messages” for your friends involving tips on “health, relationships, beauty and finance.” And perhaps how to keep that pot roast from going stale.