The Bachelor: Get On the Bus!

Smilin' Jake takes his ladies for a ride

By Peter Gilstrap Jan 26, 2010 11:43 PMTags

Creative Bachelor Jake comes up with some exciting dates for his gaggle of worshipers, and this time he's outdone himself. The ladies are going in an RV! Unbelievable, right?!

It sure is for Gia, who's never been in an RV before. She's "very nervous."

She oughta be. It's going to be non-stop tequila shots, constant screaming of the word "bitch," and drunken cat fighting with slutty skanks wearing as little as possible.

No, wait. That's Bret Micheals' RV.