Tireless Joel McHale spent hours suffering through bad TV to bring you another week of fabulous Soup. Now it's your turn.

• When Aaron Carter signed on for Dancing With the Stars, he didn't sign up for germs from a civilian.

• Blabbermouth Ray J tries to keep mum on a major secret for his new season. Not hard enough.

• Tyra reveals the horrors of the latest get-thin-quick scheme for women: the tapeworm diet. Do you measure up?

• Shayne Lamas is proud of her Latin heritage. And will get near-naked to prove it.

• Explore the erotic delights of shooting high-powered deadly weapons with military hedonist R. Lee Ermey.

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Plenty more erotic delights (well, delights, anyway) await you in the Soup blog video gallery.