After a whole season, it's hard to believe that Ray J hasn't yet found the perfect, scantily clad vixen. Lovable stud that he is, the brother is still trudging the lonely path of passion into season two, searching for the woman to make him whole.

But have faith, for now there is a Bible-reading hottie among the gaggle of skanky would-be paramours.

And—much to the chagrin of the other ladies—she can make her legs do wondrously slutty things. God bless her.