Here's the bad news, ladies: It's God-knows-how-long, lives in your intestines and can migrate into your lungs and liver to form damaging cysts before (hopefully) dying and leaving your body via your stool. One hell of an exit.

Now here's the good news: It'll make you runway-model thin!

Yes, it's Mr. Tapeworm, and in this edition of Tyra's information funhouse, we meet a lady dead-set on parasite-hosting to get that ravaged look that men apparently crave.