The ultimate fire-breathing, New Yawk goombah stereotype 'zilla herself, Staten Island's own Karen, has it rough.

Due to her unparalleled beauty, all women hate her. In fact, in an attempt to mar her stunning, Goodfellas-bride appearance, there is apparently a conspiracy among female hair stylists to ruin Karen's coif.

Fer cryin' out loud, where are all the gay hair dressers when you need 'em?