We all know that this is a troubled family—they don't give reality shows to people who get along, apart from those lovable Duggars—and now we find the deep-seated base of so many Lamas issues. During lunch.

Seems Lorenzo was jealous…of ex-wife Michele's breastfeeding!

It's just so obvious, once you hear her emotional, color-coded theory  that reduces their relationship to a clash of tints and hues.

However, they do have wonderful taste in gigantic dark glasses.