Tyra Is America's Worst Actress

In this installment of America's Next Top Model, never have three letters been more appropriate: WTF?

By Peter Gilstrap Sep 17, 2009 7:35 PMTags

Tyra Banks is a giver. We all know that.

Where would America get its next top model, without her tireless recruiting program?

But who knew she had the ability to morph into Super Smize? In case you didn't know, her secret power involves smiling with her eyes.

Which can trigger something in mere, nonmodel mortals. The desire to spuke.

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