Bridezilla Keeps Abreast of Fiancé in Big Way

Here's one way to ruin your life

By Peter Gilstrap Aug 24, 2009 8:01 PMTags

Top-heavy bridezilla Melissa B. is going to need an extremely spacious bra, as it'll be accommodating not only her gravity-plagued chest, but husband-to-be Michael.

And his small, lifeless cojones.