So You Think You Can Arouse a British Man?

A steaming taste of tonight's Soup

Once again, Joel McHale squeezes his considerable length, width and girth into your tiny computer, bringing with him yet another gut-busting batch of Condensed Soup.

Let's stop in at the twisted outing that is So You Think You Can Dance, where babbling Brit Nigel Lythgoe reads perhaps a bit much into a couple's performance, invoking a crime against nature.

Which brings us to Wendy Williams and her utter inability to do her job. And that's a big fat plus in Soup land, among other displays of incompetence...

You can always count on the house full of self-absorbed funsters on Big Brother 11 for entertainment, and that includes the kind of behavior that necessitates a restraining order in the real world. But not, of course, on The Real World.

Don't forget to lock the door and take the phone off the hook tonight at 10 p.m. for a brand new Soup.