Inexplicable American Idol finalist Jason Castro giggled and shrugged his crazy-eyed way through a severe dressing down this week, after a performance labeled both “atrocious” and “a massacre.” When asked to explain himself, J.C. provided what seemed like a charmingly off-the-cuff answer, but does anyone else get the feeling this may not be the first time he’s used that excuse? “Jason, you just ate a handful of dryer lint! What were you thinking?” “I was thinking...Bob Marley!” Don’t feel too bad for Jason, though. Something about him makes us think he won’t be retaining much short-term memory of the event.