For the troika of blonde reality-show vixens, it was a challenging week of waxing, wretching and gut-wrenching choices. Let's share their pain:

• Neglectful groundskeeper Kendra confronts the painful hair today, gone tomorrow challenge.

• Brooke Hogan finds swilling astro-pee a wee bit much.

• Yes, there's a difference between police and firefighters. Witness Paris Hilton's brain at work.

• Surf without turf tips the scales for a finicky Bridezilla. Barf ahoy?

• Lady Schick's hawking personal groomers, but based on the ad's imagery, is it intended to tidy up women ... or their male partners? Note to Mrs. Soup Blog: Keep that weed whacker to yourself!

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