Where in the World is Clog Narter?

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In a brand-new idea that has never been done before anywhere—who's Matt Lauer? Never heard of him—we proudly commence what we hope to be an intermittent feature here on The Soup Blog. Each time we decide to post this, Clog Narter will be hidden in a non-geographical location. (Read that last bit again, it’s very important.) The first of you lucky people to post the correct answer in the not-really-working-all-that-well Comments section below wins absolutely nothing! Appealing, no? Appalling, yes!

Based on the following clue, can you guess where Clog Narter is?

On our left is happiness by another name,

On our right is an exclamation of the same.

Three more sit to the left of the first,

The ends are bad but the middle is the worst.

Again we ask, Where in the World is Clog Narter?

(Answer to be revealed on Tuesday, May 6, just after lunch PST.)

13 Comments

  • 1.

    Bela Fri, May 2, 2008 6:19 PM

    He is with his family.

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  • 2.

    Bela Fri, May 2, 2008 6:23 PM

    He is with his family.

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  • 3.

    brandy Sat, May 3, 2008 7:54 AM

    on an airplane

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  • 4.

    Jimbpo Sat, May 3, 2008 8:05 AM

    Standing in a soup kitchen line!

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  • 5.

    thegirlbehindthemankini Sat, May 3, 2008 11:53 AM

    On the Tilt-a-Whirl at Neverland Ranch.

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  • 6.

    The Soup junkie Sat, May 3, 2008 6:46 PM

    I betcha 10 bucks that Brittney reads this and goes "huh???"

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  • 7.

    Caitie Sat, May 3, 2008 7:46 PM

    I think you should check out http://youtube.com/watch?v=dCzVGdrfs8c It might be something funny to play over and over again, my friends do.

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  • 8.

    Nickyechick Mon, May 5, 2008 7:57 AM

    Is he on The View?

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  • 9.

    Nicole Mon, May 5, 2008 11:42 AM

    Is he on the red carpet?

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  • 10.

    SoupLover Mon, May 5, 2008 2:33 PM

    Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I LOVE The Soup. The show is NOTHING without Joel and I hope he NEVER leaves. He is extremely talented... ...also, he needs to be shirtless more often, I'm not gonna lie. He is FINE! That is all...

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  • 11.

    thegirlbehindthemankini Mon, May 5, 2008 2:37 PM

    Wait, wait, wait... I thought those lines looked familiar. "Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with you." Stealers Wheel sang this, so I'm going to guess you're on a kayak in the middle of the now defunct locale of Three Rivers Stadium in Pitts of the Burgh...? Yeah? No? Maybe? Um...

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  • 12.

    Soupluvr Mon, May 5, 2008 7:36 PM

    On the NEXT bus *

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  • 13.

    JoelAddict Tue, May 6, 2008 4:33 PM

    And the answer is.....?

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