Real Bus Stops of New York City
In some kind of twisted Stockholm syndrome-like behavior, Jill Zarin of The Real Housewives of New York City—a show regularly mocked by The Soup—sent us this photograph of her being involuntarily drawn to the icon of her tormentor. You may recall Jill as the owner of a small dog she allowed to lick the inside of her nose. Surely, these are not the actions of a well woman.
You can help Jill break the hypnotic grip she's under and return to a life of self-determination by buying one of her Team Jill jerseys.
Good luck, Jill. Stay strong!
3 Comments
Gil Thu, May 1, 2008 5:06 PM
Well, I would love to comment more thoroughly, but there are too many flashing images of Seacrest in E! ads that are flashing * thus distracting me. In all seriousness, it appears Jill gets The Soup. Next up, you need to send her some Soup Crap so she can properly pimp the show.
ReportClog Narter Fri, May 2, 2008 12:25 PM
Gil, you probably just need to install a hypnotic shield that prevents your brain from ever processing any images of Seacrest. It's what I did with Fran Drescher and I'm much the better for it.
Reportjessyjane Sun, May 4, 2008 10:58 PM
Chihuahuas can bring even the most distanced of nemesis together...viva la revolition
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