It's been a week of tragedy, a week of heartbreak, a week of pain. Let's dig in and have a few laughs.

• Michael Jackson is dead. But Betty White?

• You'd think a woman whose career is based on nudity wouldn't have much truck with panties. In Kendra's case, you'd be wrong.

• Old-west prostitue grabs man's junk in frottage from beyond the grave!

• Want to see a man relieve himself into a kitchen strainer and fondle the tapeworm that emerges? Click here. What are you waiting for?

• Soup boss Joel McHale warms the Letterman couch. And there is much laughter.